simstadts is love

what happened? absolutely everything.

this shit predates all the lulzy 4chan spengbab shit, this is the real folk blues

v1: i dont think the guy what runs that site understands the importance of what hes created
and thats probably a good thing
its more relevent thant the nelson briggs personality shit
or whatever it’s called
me: oh god yes
the simstadts test
v1: infj itnj ofjtpbrbbq
me: “I got a load of people down there and there all covered in glass. Hit it again.”

IIIIMMM RIIIDING ON THE THUNNNDAR CHEEIF

spit in the devil’s eye

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE

Being Aight On The Pads (MASTERCLASS)

Like a water balloon full of Chris Cornell got thrown at a drum machine.

Anime… Not anime

A guide for the rest of us.

presents from OUR FRIENDS AT D.W.I.

so we’re trying to launch a goddamn idiot empire here and part of that is sending friendship messages to other crazy e-fools out there, one of the groups we targeted in our amazing campaign to freak out otherwise normal people is fucking deathwish industries! found their website some damn time when i was high as balls and stumbling around on the internet coming up/down on something and looked at it again because of the fucking stencils.

“Deathwish Industries butchers you with low-budget video shorts including, beer-ridden-dismemberment of unfortunately unintelligent souls, masked killers, boys who live on shelves, clogged toilets, murderous mothers, awesome special effects achieved with food products, and weed killer consumption. Dare you enter a realm of madness?”

anyway. i sent them some moon treatises and they sent me back this fucking awesome box of crazy nonsense including a goddamn tweaked out clock radio and some “MEDIA”. individual reviews WILL be posted. but for the time being if you are looking to blow some time on the internet and like malt liquor and garbage sheds and obscure horror as much as i do, go over to D.W.I. and tell them j.christ sent you!

EVERY DAY IM HUSTLIN!

Moon Treatise issues 1-3 and Banjos Suck 1 available now at Reading Frenzy, Floating World, Excalibur Comics, Bridge City Comics, Guapo Comics and Coffee, Green Noise Records and Cosmic Monkey Comics in beautiful Portland OR for the low, low price of $1 each! Banjos Suck is the first offering from Project Group Collective, an international gang of idiots increasing in power daily! Buy our shit and keep me in Rainer tall boy money!

Also available for Chicago heads at Quimby’s Queer store! Updating website RIGHT GODDAM NOW to add all sorts of cool shit like who we are and paypal online purchase options so you can BUY OUR SHIT FROM LITERALLY ANYWHERE! thats right ANYWHERE! MOON TREATISES BLANKET THE EARTH!

KEEP ME IN TALL BOY MONEY!!!

box of yell

even yelling box is sad and tired.

mustang’s organ freakout

so ‘m triyng this new thing where i just load comeks onto flickr sets until i get it up to publish or whatever them, anyway, i stone freaked out and here’s the result: mostly words two pictures working on some stuff thats just visual puns mainly. im working nights so yelling box, which i generally want to do after work, is not really an option. fuck this shit guys

fuck this shit

even more yellingbox