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the admiral keeps trying to creep into my pants

life has lately been get up, work, talk to banks, talk to realtor, talk to rental companies, pack, move, sleep, wake up, fight with girlfriend, sit, sleep, wake up again. as shown in the picture above, the admiral and i were hanging out on the couch tonight. she is extremely active and likes to dangle [...]

moving can suck a titty

so the girlfriend secured us a new apartment in the kind of shady, definitely not ideal apartment complex by my old college. i suppose it was inevitable that as a long time resident of Portland on the south side i would eventually find myself living in these apartments. of course since the plan is to [...]

EVICTION! VACATION! TRIANGLE NATION!

we are for real getting evicted!!! need to be all moved out by june 20! happy birthday to me. cat has been working hard to find us an apartment to move into while i have been working hard finding us a house to buy. i was planning on going to los angeles on vacation this [...]

二か国語

banjos suck page now in two languages. 私の日本語が分かりにくいかもしれませんが許して下さい

BANJOS SIX LIVE AND UGLY

BANJOS SUCK 6 IS LIVE AND STUPID PLEASE CLICK ENJOY AND SHARE

I AM IN EXILE IN THE DESERT

i hate it so much here i cannot even really draw i do not even want to draw it is such a bullshit place

business trip, eviction, fuck this month, pictures here soon

forgive me all literally zero of my loyal readers whom i do not talk to elsewhere. i’m sure i will be bored, drunk, and alone in a hotel room for a few days at which point funny pictures and shit might happen. but for now content yourselves with the knowledge that i’m out there drawing [...]

Birdhead Ashcan minicomic now for sale!

Birdhead Ashcan minicomic is now for sale for $2 USD. We ship internationally!

towards tomorrow

Spring is pretty much here and all I want to do is drink and yell at trees. But spring also means that the moto season has begun. Full of worries I opened up my carburetors this week only to find that I had drained the float bowls and sanitized the carbs before putting my bike [...]

A SHIRT CHALLENGER APPEARS

BANJOS SUCK SHIRT EMPORIUM now open gundam pentagram is only the beginning. i will update with more designs verrry soon